There are two days of the year teachers secretly abhor. Valentine's Day and the day before winter break. Why?
Any guesses?
Yes...candy, candy...and more candy. Not that we mind the daily allotted amount of sugar, but these days students tend to overdue it with chocolates, bears, balloons, etc. etc.
Ba humbug much?
I came to school with the premonition of late afternoon sugar crashes and last period fatigue. I was a force to be reckoned with. My kid entered with their little devious smiles, then I knew I was in for it. As I was welcoming students, some started bringing me valentines and candies. It almost put Ralphie's fruit basket to shame. Then it happened.
A student came up and said, "Sorry, Mrs. Cadman. I didn't bring you anything, but I do have something for you." A little scared, I asked,, "Um, what?" He lifts his index finger, motioning one minute and starts talking among others. I figure he's joking and I take attendance. While I'm taking attendance I hear, "Okay, Mr. Cadman, we're ready. Have a seat." I sit and then begins the most awesome rendition of Mario ever. The students start singing the theme song to Mario. It was beautiful.
A little misty eyed and verklempt, I give everyone hugs.
Best. Valentine's. Day. Ever!